Comments on: Win an Advance Copy of the US Edition of THE GRAVEYARD BOOK http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/ Wed, 7 Jan 2009 10:26:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Chris Paradis http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-603 Chris Paradis Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:09:42 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-603 "Was I really a bad president?" G.W. Bush upon final "reflection". "I've decided to transmigrate my soul into a laptop featuring my new OS." Bill Gates before encountering the final blue screen of death. "I told you to watch out for squirrels! Thanks for everything. All the love! BLARGH!" Me - after an encounter involving a tornado and a feral woodland creature. “Was I really a bad president?”
G.W. Bush upon final “reflection”.

“I’ve decided to transmigrate my soul
into a laptop featuring my new OS.”
Bill Gates before encountering
the final blue screen of death.

“I told you to watch out for squirrels!
Thanks for everything. All the love! BLARGH!”

Me - after an encounter involving
a tornado and a feral woodland creature.

]]> By: Seane Printup http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-570 Seane Printup Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:32:04 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-570 "Hoo......hooooooooooo..." The Pillsbury mascot "I bet Jerry a burger he couldn't sharp-shoot me while I'm in camouflage" " If my body pulls onna those "last bowel movement" things I'll never, ever live it down on the other side" “Hoo……hooooooooooo…” The Pillsbury mascot

“I bet Jerry a burger he couldn’t sharp-shoot me while I’m in camouflage”

” If my body pulls onna those “last bowel movement” things I’ll never, ever live it down on the other side”

]]> By: Diogo Campos http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-569 Diogo Campos Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:35:27 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-569 1-"I'll show you what's the shortest way to town!" Evel Knievel 2-"Who wants to play Russian roulette? I'll start!!" Drunk guy with a semi-automatic pistol. 3-Leave the lights on, please! 1-”I’ll show you what’s the shortest way to town!” Evel Knievel

2-”Who wants to play Russian roulette? I’ll start!!” Drunk guy with a semi-automatic pistol.

3-Leave the lights on, please!

]]> By: Ciska http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-568 Ciska Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:38:29 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-568 "Hmm... so this is Ragnarok..." Zeus. "Hardly anything is really déadly poissonous." Survival enthousiast explaining survival techniques. "Love each other, live life, remember me, and READ!" me. “Hmm… so this is Ragnarok…” Zeus.

“Hardly anything is really déadly poissonous.” Survival enthousiast explaining survival techniques.

“Love each other, live life, remember me, and READ!” me.

]]> By: tg http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-567 tg Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:33:11 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-567 1. Oh! I've finally thought of what the question should be! --Douglas Adams 2. Aren't the fuses on these things usually longer? 3. Ah, my friend. I've been waiting for you. 1. Oh! I’ve finally thought of what the question should be! –Douglas Adams

2. Aren’t the fuses on these things usually longer?

3. Ah, my friend. I’ve been waiting for you.

]]> By: Rob C. http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-566 Rob C. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:42:22 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-566 1. "If you thought THAT was cool, watch THIS." - David Blaine 2. "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try it!" 3. "I should've kissed her. I should've kissed them all." 1. “If you thought THAT was cool, watch THIS.” - David Blaine

2. “Oh yeah? I’d like to see you try it!”

3. “I should’ve kissed her. I should’ve kissed them all.”

]]> By: Lawrence http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-565 Lawrence Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:18:28 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-565 1. “I thought you’d be taller.” ~ Terry Pratchett. 2. “Oh, bother.” ~ a life-long fan of Winnie the Pooh discovers, to his everlasting yet brief surprise, how bees feel about having their hive ransacked. 3. “And yet.” 1. “I thought you’d be taller.” ~ Terry Pratchett.
2. “Oh, bother.” ~ a life-long fan of Winnie the Pooh discovers, to his everlasting yet brief surprise, how bees feel about having their hive ransacked.
3. “And yet.”

]]> By: Morgil http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-564 Morgil Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:03:35 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-564 "I think I left the oven on..." - Lot's Wife, The Bible "30,000 feet of multicolored lights, 8 electro-glo reindeer, 1 high-powered animated Santa, 1 30ft Christmas tree... Alright, let's get this party started!" -President of the Homeowners Association "Are the lights at the end of the tunnel supposed to flicker like that?" - myself “I think I left the oven on…” - Lot’s Wife, The Bible

“30,000 feet of multicolored lights,
8 electro-glo reindeer,
1 high-powered animated Santa,
1 30ft Christmas tree…
Alright, let’s get this party started!”
-President of the Homeowners Association

“Are the lights at the end of the tunnel supposed to flicker like that?” - myself

]]> By: Emily http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-563 Emily Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:28:29 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-563 1. Dewey (character from the webcomic Unshelved): "If you insist, I'll try the decaf but I think it'll kill me." 2. "That's not how Superman flies! THIS is how Superman flies!" 3. "I'm not ready yet!" 1. Dewey (character from the webcomic Unshelved): “If you insist, I’ll try the decaf but I think it’ll kill me.”

2. “That’s not how Superman flies! THIS is how Superman flies!”

3. “I’m not ready yet!”

]]> By: Rikka http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/2008/07/win-an-advance-copy-of-the-us-edition-of-the-graveyard-book/#comment-562 Rikka Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:38:36 +0000 http://www.thegraveyardbook.com/?p=27#comment-562 "Crikey!" - Steve Irwin, may he rest in peace "Okay... slowly... very slowly... lower it into my trousers." "Bury me with the camel." “Crikey!” - Steve Irwin, may he rest in peace

“Okay… slowly… very slowly… lower it into my trousers.”

“Bury me with the camel.”

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